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You’re a Fool!

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According to you

I will get even more fat tomorrow morning

And I will have diabetes by tomorrow afternoon

I will get breast cancer the day after that

But I’ll die because of multiple heart attacks

And you’re worried…

Because I have such good scales in my bathroom

But apparently I never weigh myself!

Last time I checked (which was a few days ago)

My height is 170 centimetres and I weigh 60 kg

My doctor said that’s the perfect weight,

and even though my grandmother had breast cancer

It doesn’t look like I will have it too since she’s the only one

In my entire family who has ever had it

This is my life

This is my body

And I do whatever I want with it!

And if you can’t stop trying to control me

STAY AWAY!

You stupid fool!