According to you
I will get even more fat tomorrow morning
And I will have diabetes by tomorrow afternoon
I will get breast cancer the day after that
But I’ll die because of multiple heart attacks
And you’re worried…
Because I have such good scales in my bathroom
But apparently I never weigh myself!
Last time I checked (which was a few days ago)
My height is 170 centimetres and I weigh 60 kg
My doctor said that’s the perfect weight,
and even though my grandmother had breast cancer
It doesn’t look like I will have it too since she’s the only one
In my entire family who has ever had it
This is my life
This is my body
And I do whatever I want with it!
And if you can’t stop trying to control me
You stupid fool!